I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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