I wish I could teleport
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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