we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
