what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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