nut hugger
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
kristin has been a bad kristin
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
worst night to have a conscience
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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