How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize