if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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