Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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