Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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