butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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