A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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