So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
