After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
dude. I can hear the air.
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