She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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