So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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