I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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