i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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