I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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