and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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