You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So vagazzling was a success
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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