i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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