Kiss
Puke
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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