I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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