If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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