This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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