Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You are a genius and a whore.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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