i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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