Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I understand Curling. That high.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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