there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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