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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm eating all of the evidence.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

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  3some

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  You're right, stupid question.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up

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