Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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