quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.