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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?

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GAY or at the very least bisexual.

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His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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Weird... you've rode him.

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(517): I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict? (1-517): GAY or at the very least bisexual. (1-517): His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation. (517): Weird... you've rode him. http://tfl.nu/8rng

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(810): View more from Michigan

Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

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(810) Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal. http://tfl.nu/hj11

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(917): View more from New York City

My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.

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(917): My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays. http://tfl.nu/9drw

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(509): View more from Washington

im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid

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(509): im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid http://tfl.nu/xma9

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(309): View more from Illinois

My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

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(309): My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do? http://tfl.nu/tx29

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(317): Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat. http://tfl.nu/3hve

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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(617): We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in? http://tfl.nu/ejnj

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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

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And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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(352): Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. (352): And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave. http://tfl.nu/f5gq

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(347): View more from New York

his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.

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(347): his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you. http://tfl.nu/crxb

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..

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(203): I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground.. http://tfl.nu/w7v0

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.

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(804): I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up. http://tfl.nu/0inz

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(775): View more from Nevada

Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.

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(775): Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American. http://tfl.nu/e4rx

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(805): View more from California

There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.

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(805): There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight. http://tfl.nu/4wk1

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?

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(832): Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you? http://tfl.nu/bmw9

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...

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(479): I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns... http://tfl.nu/3zef

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