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(248): View more from Michigan

hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word

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(248): hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word http://tfl.nu/bxy9

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(650): View more from California

the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(650): the ice cream truck is coming omgomg (1-650): dude, it's 2 am. (650): but its COMING http://tfl.nu/8z5r

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(914): View more from New York

you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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(914): you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped http://tfl.nu/cz84

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(714): View more from California

Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros

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(714): Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros http://tfl.nu/wzjy

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(417): View more from Missouri

There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.

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(417): There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy. http://tfl.nu/lepd

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.

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(978): Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you. http://tfl.nu/jevr

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(954): View more from Florida

well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.

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(954): well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success. http://tfl.nu/hp4n

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(469): View more from Texas

On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.

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(469): On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve. http://tfl.nu/bmil

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(315): View more from New York

The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....

(507): View more from Minnesota

.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....

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(315): The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar..... (507): .....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls.... http://tfl.nu/yj71

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...

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(214): I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex... http://tfl.nu/zoqe

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.

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(609): I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs. http://tfl.nu/0efw

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(315): View more from New York

It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere

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(315): It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere http://tfl.nu/b71m

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.

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(908): I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work. http://tfl.nu/8nqq

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(941): View more from Florida

I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?

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(941): I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment? http://tfl.nu/809a

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(626): View more from California

we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night

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(626): we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night http://tfl.nu/j0p5

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