I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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