You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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