My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize