If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My vagina just recognized that song.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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