I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Do plants get herpes?
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