Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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