so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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