Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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