my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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