Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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