so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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