I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
