Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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