It was kinda weird being the boss
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i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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We don't watch enough power rangers
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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