Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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