yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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