THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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