Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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