But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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