so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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