i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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