I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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