It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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