if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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