i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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