What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When are your genitals available?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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