Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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